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<title>Morons Playing with Fire</title>
<link>http://moronathon.com/2009/10/01/morons-playing-with-fire/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:00:49 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I swear Mom, I don&#8217;t know what happened to my other...]]></description>
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<title>Moronic Barbed Wire and Fire Stunt</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:00:16 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Another perfect example of why teenagers, left to their own devices, would destroy the planet.]]></description>
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<title>Moron Collecting Quarters at the Tollbooth</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:52:55 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Oh look!  Someone dropped some quarters on the road!  I&#8217;m going to stop and pick them up!]]></description>
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<title>Moron Looks Down the Barrel of a Potato Gun</title>
<link>http://moronathon.com/2009/09/28/moron-look-down-the-barrel-of-a-potato-gun/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:27:12 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[When your potato gun didn&#8217;t fire, it&#8217;s generally not a good idea to look down the barrel to try and figure out what went wrong.]]></description>
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<title>Moron Texting on a Motorcycle</title>
<link>http://moronathon.com/2009/09/23/moron-texting-on-a-motorcycle/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:51:24 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Showing off is the #2 cause of moronic...]]></description>
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<title>Gun Safety Fail</title>
<link>http://moronathon.com/2009/09/19/gun-safety-fail/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:00:43 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Muzzle awareness for the...]]></description>
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<title>Moron Shoots Self With Flare Gun</title>
<link>http://moronathon.com/2009/09/18/moron-shoots-self-with-flare-gun/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:00:55 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Incredibly, he survived to further contaminate the gene...]]></description>
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<title>Physics Anyone?</title>
<link>http://moronathon.com/2009/09/17/physics-anyone/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 10:51:45 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.]]></description>
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<title>Hey, I Know!  Let’s Light Bob on Fire!</title>
<link>http://moronathon.com/2009/09/15/hey-i-know-lets-light-bob-on-fire/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:36:30 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[What could go wrong?]]></description>
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<title>Moron Skater Think’s He’s Invincible</title>
<link>http://moronathon.com/2009/09/13/moron-skater-thinks-hes-invincible/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:00:57 -0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Did he not realize there was a street at the bottom of the hill?  Or that cars tend to traverse said street?  Or, perhaps, he just didn&#8217;t think about...]]></description>
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