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Income Tax Jokes and Business Jokes of the Week
Income tax time is apparently like the holiday season for fraudsters. They fill out tax returns to get other people’s refunds. Hah! If those scammers try to squeeze a refund out of my tax situation, the joke will definitely be on them. DM My...
2013-04-11 08:21:25
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Prank Deprivation and Business Jokes of the Week
We’re into the second week of April and March Madness still isn’t over. That’s just wrong. I think there should be a smooth transition every year from March Madness to April Foolishness beginning at the stroke of midnight on April Fools’ Day....
2013-04-08 10:45:27
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Business Jokes of the Week for April Fools
The Eagles of Florida Gulf Coast University were defeated by the Florida Gators in the NCAA basketball tournament. Whenever it comes to Gators vs. Eagles, I always lean toward the Gators. DM I love this time of year. We go straight from March Madness...
2013-03-30 14:12:50
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Easter Humor, Business Jokes of the Week
The Lord’s Final Performance Review by Danny Murphy (This piece was published in The Wittenburg Door years ago.) Name: Jesus Christ Position: Preacher/Teacher Evaluation Period: Past 3 Years SUMMARY EVALUATION I have evaluated the merit and...
2013-03-24 08:41:28
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Tour Bus Crash on Pennsylvania Turnpike with two fatalities
2 people died and many were seriously injured in a bus crash on Pennsylvania Turnpike at 9 am on Saturday, March 16, 2013. A tour bus accident lawyer should be retained immediately after an accident so a crash reconstruction team can be sent out to...
2013-03-16 18:33:00
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Pope Election Jokes, An Irish-American Blessing, Business Jokes
Voters in Florida claim they were disenfranchised in the election of the new Pope. They couldn’t even find polling places where they could hang their chads. DM As white smoke poured out of the chimney at the Vatican last week, it was also spotted...
2013-03-15 10:07:43
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St. Patrick’s Day Jokes and Business Jokes of the Week
Hawaii has passed a new law called the Steven Tyler Act to protect celebrities from the paparazzi. So far, no law has been passed to protect audiences from Steven Tyler as he continues his “Dude looks like a very old lady” tour. DM Honey’s...
2013-03-09 10:42:24
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Pope Retirement Jokes, Practice Makes Funny with Business Jokes
Practiice makes funny. Practice Makes Perfect When Telling Business Jokes Sometimes people start telling a joke and get stumped on how to finish it. “Oh, how does it go? It’s really funny, believe me. I guess you had to be there.” It...
2013-03-03 12:40:02
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Oscar Jokes, Politics and Business Jokes
College film students handed out the Oscars this year. Every Oscar winner received a trophy and a film student’s half-baked screenplay. DM It was a long show. By the time Robert De Niro started dozing off, I was ready to doze off as well. DM One...
2013-02-25 00:23:21
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Pope Jokes, Jokes for Lent, Prayer Wireless
Lent began last week. Many people give up things like television or alcohol as sacrifices to deepen their faith. In a surprise move, Pope Benedict announced he will be giving up the papacy. DM Since the Pope is the top Catholic, he turned in his two...
2013-02-16 12:35:26
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Valentines Jokes plus Prime Number Jokes
Valentines Jokes Valentine’s Day is coming up. So far, Mante Te’o hasn’t indicated whether he’ll get a real gift for his girlfriend or just an imaginary gift. A naked baby flying around and shooting arrows at people isn’t an image of...
2013-02-08 11:21:05
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Bus Accident Victim Compensation in Pennsylvania
An accident involving a commercial bus can cause catastrophic personal injury and even wrongful death. According to the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration, in 2011, there were more than 6,000 fatalities and more than 100,000 injuries caused...
2013-02-03 12:47:00
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Bus carrying Pennsylvania students crashes into bridge in Boston injuring 33 people
A charter bus carrying 42 passengers traveling from Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, to Pennsylvania crashed into a Boston overpass at 7:30 p.m. on February 2, 2013 on Soldiers Field Road in Boston. 33 people were injured in the...
2013-02-03 04:21:00
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Super Bowl Jokes; Business Humor in Super Bowl Commercials
Super Bowl Jokes The Super Bowl is this weekend. I can almost smell the deer antler spray. DM In her final press conference as Secretary of State, a reporter asked Hilary Clinton whether she would be rooting for the Ravens or the 49ers. She...
2013-02-02 13:11:31
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Daycare Injury is the Leading Health Problem among Children in Pennsylvania
Childcare injuries are the leading health problem for children of different ages. Injuries may range from cuts, scrapes, bruises, bites to serious burns and falls. Falling accidents are the most commonplace daycare injury among children ages 0-5. If...
2013-01-31 01:53:00
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Anonymous Jokes
Mouse with no name, sing it with me! (To the tune of Horse with no Name.) I’ve hacked through your network on a mouse with no name, It felt good to deface your home page. On your network, you can’t remember my name, Because they’re aint no one...
2013-01-27 15:35:19
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Lance Armstrong Jokes and other Business Jokes of the Week
A reliable source claims that during Lance Armstrong’s astonishing cycling career, there were days when Armstrong did not take any performance enhancing drugs. It was rare, but reportedly it did happen from time to time. DM Hollywood Insiders say...
2013-01-19 14:00:16
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Best Oscar Jokes and Business Jokes of the Week
Oscar Jokes Hugh Jackman (Les Miserables), Daniel Day Lewis (Lincoln), and Ian McKellen (The Hobbit) have all been nominated for Best Facial Hair in a Dramatic Film. DM 9-year-old Quvenzhane Wallis was nominated for a Best Actress Oscar. She says...
2013-01-13 18:11:25
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Poor Excuses for Business Jokes, plus Business Jokes of the Week
Business Jokes of the Week Toyota and Audi are developing driverless cars. At least the cars will be paying attention to what’s going on around them, unlike the people who text while driving. DM Al Jazeera is buying Current TV, a cable network...
2013-01-05 11:49:28
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Fiscal Cliff Jokes and Holiday Jokes
Fiscal Cliff Jokes The good news is the apocalypse anticipated by the Mayans was a big dud as far as apocalypses go. The bad news is Americans are still headed for the Fiscal Cliff. Coming soon to a theatre near you: The Fiscal Cliff. What’s the...
2012-12-23 23:23:25
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