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Two Mexicans are Stranded in the Desert
Two Mexicans are stranded in the desert, on their last leg, about to die of thirst. They stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something, they suddenly spy through the heat haze a tree off in the distance. As they get closer, they...
2012-02-09 17:39:08

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A Man Walks Into A Bar With An Alligator On A Leash
The bartender says "You can't have that thing in here! Get out!" The guy says "It's okay, this Alligator is highly trained. Just give me a few seconds and I'll show you." The bartender, intrigued, gives him the go-ahead. The man gingerly lifts the...
2012-02-03 15:23:03

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Those Dirty Pirates
A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the barrel for all you sexual needs.'' ''Whatcha mean? my...
2012-01-14 11:26:14

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What A Scary Flight
After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots." The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men are using...
2012-01-13 16:46:59

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Getting Bank of America By The Balls
A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how...
2011-11-21 20:27:11

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The Eskimo and Scotsman
One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos and Scotsman run into each other on the highway fairly often, an Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down. Shortly after, a friendly Scotsman pulls off to the side of the road to help him. Upon...
2011-11-03 10:49:20

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The Not So Stupid Monkey
A man walks in a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down and orders a drink, meanwhile the monkey is running around all over the place and jumps up on a pool table. He grabs the 8 ball, shoves it into his mouth and swallows it hole. "Holy crap!" says the...
2011-10-27 11:30:54

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Harvard vs. Yale
Two gentleman walked into the men's locker room at their prestigious country club; one was wearing a Harvard jacket, the other a Yale pullover. After taking a leak, the Harvard man stopped to wash his hands--while the Yale man walked towards the door....
2011-09-13 11:16:53

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And God Created Woman
One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam "What troubles you, my Son?" Adam looked up to God ad said "I'm lonely, Father. I have no one to talk to." So God said "Then...
2011-08-29 11:33:28

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Johnny Has A Sweet Tooth
One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop. As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor's kid - Little Johnny. The boy was shoving...
2011-06-03 16:24:36

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The Compassionate Lawyer
Driving through town in his BMW, a successful young lawyer spotted two man on the side of the road eating grass out of somebody's yard. Moved by how desperate the men had become, he pulls over to have a word with them, "Hey fellas, what is going on? Why...
2011-05-23 16:09:06

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Little Johnny: Contagious In A Sentence
At school one day, Little Johnny's teacher asks the class to use the word "contagious" in a sentence... Cindy raises her hand. "Yes, Cindy?" She answers, "I was at the dentist's office with my mom, and she said not to play with the toys in the waiting...
2011-05-19 12:04:22

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Gothic Rednecks
You might be a Gothic Redneck if... You let your fourteen year old daughter smoke clove cigarettes at the dinner table in front of her kids. You've got more than one brother named "Vlad". You've got more than three cousins named "Lestat". You think safe...
2011-05-10 11:42:06

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A Pirate Walks Into A Bar
So this pirate walks into a bar, his old favorite - although he hasn't been there in a while. Immediately the bartender notices him and says "Haven't seen ya in a while, where ya been? You look terrible!" "Huh?" said the pirate, "What do you mean?" "Oy,...
2011-03-24 10:56:25

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Best World Series Seats In The House
A man had front row tickets behind home plate at the World Series, when another guy comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "Nope", he replied, "that seat is empty". "Whoah! That's crazy!", said the guy. "Who in their right...
2011-03-12 11:58:23

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That’s A Fine Pig You’ve Got There
Farmers Brown and McDonald were sitting on Farmer McDonald's porch discussing plowing technique when Farmer Brown notices a pig with a wooden leg hobbling across the front yard. He turned to his friend and asks, "Say, Henry, how'd that pig get him a...
2011-03-09 12:56:45

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Talking Dog For Sale
It was a nice weekend, so John spent the morning driving around looking for yard sales. After just a few minutes looking, he spots a sign posted in someone's yard that reads "Talking Dog For Sale." Interested in what this might actually be, John knocks...
2011-03-04 17:53:49

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Obamarama: A Barrage Of Obama Jokes
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. ~Conan O'Brien America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. ~Jay Leno Q: What does Barack Obama call...
2010-08-11 15:20:07

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Golf Joke: Nasty Left Hook
John's not a great golfer - in fact, he stinks. But he's always working on his game, trying to improve. One afternoon, after a typically crappy round of golf, John is interrupted by a police officer as he's throwing his clubs in the car. "Did you tee...
2010-07-12 11:40:09

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Joe Biden Jokes
What can I say, the guy's a friggen jokester's dream. He's a big <friggen> deal right? For those of you living under a rock, he introduced the President at the health bill signing a few days ago. Vice-President Biden whispered to Obama that the...
2010-03-26 14:17:11


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