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What do you get when you put a c…
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !
2011-12-19 17:16:58
Posted an entry on Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes
What do you give a deer with an …
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
2011-12-19 17:16:57
Posted an entry on Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes
What do you give a sick bird ? T…
What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !
2011-12-19 17:16:56
Posted an entry on Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes
What do you give a nine-hundred-…
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
2011-12-19 17:16:56
Posted an entry on Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes
What do you give a sick horse?Co…
What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.
2011-12-19 17:16:55
Posted an entry on Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes
What do you give a sick pig?Oink…
What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!
2011-12-19 17:16:54
Posted an entry on Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes
What do you give a sick snake ? …
What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
2011-12-19 17:16:52
Posted an entry on Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes
What do you give an elephant wit…
What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !
2011-12-19 17:16:51
Posted an entry on Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes
What do you give a train driver …
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !
2011-12-19 17:16:51
Posted an entry on Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes
What do you have to know to be a…
What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.
2011-12-19 17:16:50
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I know a husband and wife who …
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive differentcars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their owncomputers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses andHome Pages. They say they’re doing...
2011-12-19 10:40:44
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A lady with a large flowery ha…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by theusher. “Are you a friend of the bride ?” he asked.”Certainly not,” she snapped, “I’m the groom’s...
2011-12-19 10:40:43
Posted an entry on Bad funny jokes
A student engineer in the offi…
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At herwedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. Noneof the other women in the office even noticed.Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said “Boy !!!...
2011-12-19 10:40:43
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A few moments after the daught…
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Fatherasked, “Does this fellow have any money ?”The daughter shook her head sadly. “Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike.”sighing deeply, she replied, “That’s...
2011-12-19 10:40:43
Posted an entry on Bad funny jokes
Returning from her vacation, t…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyonewho would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for twoweeks leave in which to get married.”But you just had two weeks off,” said the boss. “Why...
2011-12-19 10:40:43
Posted an entry on Bad funny jokes
Following a bitter divorce a h…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party andsneered, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”The wife simply sighed and replied, “Yes, dear, I know, but I was inlove and didn’t really...
2011-12-19 10:40:43
Posted an entry on Bad funny jokes
A man happened to meet his ex-…
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wifesneered in reply, “Over my dead body !”He downed his drink and replied, “Well, I see you...
2011-12-19 10:40:43
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Lee was known among his friend…
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reasonfor his haste he shivered and replied: “I’m afraid that if I shouldever fall behind in the payments to...
2011-12-19 10:40:42
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After the third day of a reall…
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said,...
2011-12-19 10:40:42
Posted an entry on Bad funny jokes
A journalist had done a story …
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several yearsbefore the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walkedabout 10 feet behind their husbands.She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walkedseveral...
2011-12-19 10:40:42
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